By JOHN CARTER JR. The clock tower will sound, the moon will fall and everyone will die. Before that, however, a child will make some…
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Category: Movie Reviews
Retro Review: Mrs. Doubtfire – Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
BY JOHN CARTER JR Imagine you are recently divorced and you are no longer able to see your children regularly. Now imagine your ex puts…
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Retro Review: Beaches (1988) examines the nature of soulmates
BY JOHN CARTER JR What does it mean to truly love someone exactly as they are, to find a profound connection with another human being…
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Have you seen… Gangster Squad (2013)
BY JOHN BILLINGER Are you a fan of classic film noir? Do you like action films? Do you like movies with violence? Are you not…
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A Rabbit Relieves Repression
BY JOHN CARTER JR Imagine for a moment you picked up a two-liter of Pepsi and brought it to your house, you left for a…
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Love, Expiration Date: Never
BY JOHN CARTER JR Made in response to his frustrations while working on Ashes of Time and released in 1996, Wong Kar Wai’s Chungking Express…
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Have you seen… The Last Airbender (2010)
BY JOHN BILLINGER In the previous review, I said that 2004’s Catwoman was the poster child for how not to do an adaptation. Well, I…
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Have you seen… Catwoman (2004)
BY JOHN BILLINGER Continuing on from what I started earlier this month, I will be looking at films that are considered the worst that Hollywood…
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Retro Review: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
BY JOHN CARTER JR Hot take, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is the best film in the series. Being the second film and…
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Retro Review: The Sword in the Stone
BY JOHN CARTER JR 1963 was a year filled with great historical moments. The death of United States president John F Kennedy, the space race…
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